You Make My Dick Yuuge - Valentines Cards
SURPRISE LOVED ONES WITH A UNIQUE CARD
Let love ones know that you are falling for them.. Just Like how Biden fell down! This hilarious card is a surefire way to let your right winged friends and family feel special.
THE PERFECT CARD FOR ANY TRUMP SUPPORTER
Proudly printed in American facilities, each card is finished with a durable matte finish. It's designed to last for years and be the perfect sentimental surprise.
- Tripled coated for exceptional image quality and no glare
- Card Size: 4.25 by 5.5 inch
- Each card order includes envelopes
- Blank inside for your own custom message
- Order more than 1 and save big!
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We proudly screen print all our products locally within the United States. Each purchase helps fuel the local economy, providing wages for our print workers.
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After that, we ship it out via UPS, USPS or DHL - it typically takes 5-15 days to arrive.
Shipping Delivery
All our products are made to order and proudly ship out from the USA. 🇺🇸 On average, it takes us 3-5 days to make process your order and have our American team screen print your products.
After that, we ship it out via UPS, USPS or DHL - it typically takes 7-10 days to arrive.
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We proudly screen print all our products locally within the United States. Each purchase helps fuel the local economy, providing wages for our print workers.
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